Serious Conversation: Jon, Katy Perry and Russell Brand

Jon and I had an actual conversation about this now defunct couple. Our conversation spanned a good 20 minutes, however, you get the highlights...like the fact that Jon's knowledge of the Perry-Brand relationship is far superior.

 Jon:...related: Russell Brand and Katy Perry have to be the most annoying, self-absorbed couple on Earth, right?

 me: oh god

4:17 PM Jon: like, there's no way they're not completely obnoxious together right?

 me: haha

  I actually like them as a couple...

4:18 PM Jon: really? Katy Perryi saw several interviews o her and she just seemed so hilariously vapid

 me: vapid yes

4:19 PM but in the context of talking about them as a couple...Jon: if you ever get a chance to see her E! True Hollywood Story/it's on when you're hungover it's somewhat entertaining  POINT: Jon seriously watched the Katy Perry E! True Hollywood Story and several interviews. I have never felt closer to you Jon. Danielle, good job.

Serious Conversation: Audra Has This Jewish Charm

Me: I want to set you up with my cousin.
Audra: No. I only like blondes with blue eyes.
Me: Who are you? Hitler?
Audra: You gotta problem with that?
Me: Seeing as that I am Jewish and have a soul...probably.