Balls To The Wall

Speaking of Sex, this is a quote from today's BLAH SKOOL reading:

It is like juggling too many balls.”  Some people can juggle six balls at once, and some only one!

Alternative Dispute Resolution for the win!

Food for Thought: Parks and Recreation

On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time. - Ron Swanson

Does this count as studying for Community Property? Damn.

Food for Thought: John Holt

If you're not making mistakes, you're not taking risks, and that means you're not going anywhere. The key is to make the mistakes faster than the competition, so you have more changes to learn and win. - John Holt





This makes me feel better about being a dumbass.

Food for Thought: Shakespeare

When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.