Football with a vagina. It's the EMMYS! I got my spicy cheetoes ready for 2 hours of pre-show and 3 hours of actual show. Yes, I do care what famous people wear to unimportant events because celebrities matter and I love the way they make me feel insecure. And anyway it's the Emmys, which means that there is at least one person that my family can honestly say I am better looking than...such as, Jimmy Kimmel.
Now for the important stuff: Who showed off their tatas best?
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| Tata score: 10. However, it looks like skittles are going to start shooting out of her chesticles. Fail Brooke. |
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| "Yes, I would like a cup of tea and a new butt plug." You're too pretty to look like my grandma's curtains. I mean, your goddamn name is MINKA. That even sounds pretty, unlike your boner killer dress. |
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| I want to be you Rashida. Mostly because I want to be named Rashida, but also because your are gorgeous. |
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| I need to end here because these two make me want to make babies with both of them. Or I could just pretend to be your baby while you let me spoon both of you. Call me. |
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