Nonetheless, I will respect your cats Danielle because they are family. Just remember. They are forced family.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Catastrophe
What is the deal with cats? I don't get it. It's like all of a sudden the world is OBSESSED with cats doing dumb things. "Ohhhhhhh, look! A cat falling in a toilet! How cute." No. This is not cute. Nothing about this cat doing ridiculous things is cute, Danielle, Jon, and Dom. Cats attack you and sit on your face. They pur too. Purring is so creepy. It's like they have a pearl stuck in their throat or they are that creepy cigarette lady who smokes through her neck hole. Cats are neck holes.
Nonetheless, I will respect your cats Danielle because they are family. Just remember. They are forced family.
Nonetheless, I will respect your cats Danielle because they are family. Just remember. They are forced family.
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My cat went #2 on my comforter yesterday... He was reprimanded, the comforter cover removed and a new one replaced it... Then my cat went #1 on it, which soaked thru my comforter, my sheets (only set I own) and my down mattress topper. I slept in my slanket. So, for today Lauren, you win.
ReplyDeleteI ALWAYS WIN! So, when are you going to make me look cooler than I already am by publicly following my blog. I am hoping my blog becomes so famous that they make it into a movie. It will probably happen...if you actually start following it. Whore.
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