What A Drag

It's been soooooooooooo looooong, bay-bay. Come give mama some suga. Preferably a pie. Homegurl was on her deathbed for the past two weeks, aka, I had the flu and watched two seasons of Ugly Betty in bed. My room smells like a diaper.

On a positive note, I had a lot of thinking time and with this thinking time I had some life altering revelations: What man would play me (in drag of course) in my life story??? 

3. Peter Falk - He's odd and he probably smells weird. Basically, me in a nutshell.

Oooooh, look how cute I am when I'm confused. Tee hee hee.

  2. Tom Selleck- Magnum P.I. gots the stache and my chest hair would keep me warm in public bathrooms (they're always so unnecessarily cold). 

1. Christopher Walken - Homeboy is the most awkward old man ever. So, me with a wiener in 50yrs.

Oh-muh-gawd. He's already preparing for the role. Walken love for reals.