Groupon was very polite today, as they are everyday, and sent me a wonderful deal. The e-mail title read:
"1/2-off Brazilian Blowout"
First Reaction: WHAT?! What kind of sick tortured soul would want to do that to their Hoo-ha?
5 Seconds Later: Brazilians are SICK. First, they try and enforce the notion that women who are 18 and older need to look like Lolita in their nether regions and now they are implementing some new strategy of torture. Oh, so sorry, I guess waxing every square inch of your va-jay-jay was just not enough.
10 Seconds After the 5 Seconds: Oh. Um. They meant the hair on my head. Blowout...hair straightening mechanism for the hair on your head. Hmmm. I knew that.
(P.S. No images here because the most appropriate ones would probably get me kicked off the blog and we all know how much you would hate that.)
No comments:
Post a Comment