You totally see it. Anywho, fireworks and jean cut-offs means it's 4th of July and that means I have an excuse to be my trashy self. This year my dumb BFF and her BF and his BF came down to SD to visit me. That was so much fun and I am not even going to translate it. Stop being annoyed by me and get with the lingo.
The whole weekend was filled with amazingness but the most amazing of all the days was the 4th. Why? Well, it could be the disgustingly inebriated girl in a bikini who dropped her sandwich roll on the pee infested sidewalk of downtown San Diego and just HAD TO bend over to get it. "WHAT THE FUCK?" Yep. That was Jon's very suttle reaction. At least the attention was no longer on her exposed bottom and instead focused on drunk Jon in the middle of the street laughing at the hot mess. Later that evening Jon would outdo himself by stealing two slices of pizza from Ciro's: "Who leaves pizza just sitting on the counter? I had to eat them." Poor drunk people who are still yearning for their greasy carbs.
Another possible reason why the day was so amazing could be my last trip to the restroom that evening. The fireworks were over. Danielle and I had to pee the litre of alcohol we just drank. So, we entered the fancy Hyatt Regency. We were about to enter the restroom when a 30 something woman came running out of the bathroom with her blonde crimped hair and American flag shirt. "I'M NOT PREGNANT!!!" Wait. Excuse me. "THE TEST CAME OUT NEGATIVE." Ahem. What? "I LOVE YOU, BABY (jumps into hubby's arms)!" Really? I mean, really? Did you really just take a pregnancy test, in a hotel bathroom, on the 4th of July? Yes. Yes, you did.
Too bad she wasn't preggers. She could have had a themed baby. Frat boy Jon style ;)
You left out:
ReplyDelete- My constant insistence to Danielle that we adopt "one each of every ethnicity of baby that exists"
- Where are you? Pooping?
- Dom buying us AMF's, also known as the Express Train to Hell
- Me doubled over on the street, crying because I was laughing so hard at the girl who kept lifting up her dress to show everyone her bathing suit.
Minor details aside, top notch recap Russo.
I couldn't include everything, JON! I should have said this is a minor recap. More will come. It will just be a random post.
ReplyDeleteP.S. WHY DON'T I HAVE YOU AS ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS, SO I LOOK COOL??? HMMMMMM?
I got confused as to where Korea came in... and then I remembered that it's you, and I felt better again.
ReplyDeleteMost people feel better when they think about me :)
ReplyDeleteI don't follow anything any more. Turned my Google Reader off a month or so ago. So don't take it all personal like.
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