Breaking Va-Jay-Jay News

So, during my egotistical attempt to locate my blog with the search term "Va-Jay-Jay Protector" I landed upon a true gem. It was the first site to pop-up in my search: The Real Va-Jay-Jay Protector

Can I getta oh my Va-Jay-Jay Visor?! Amen. It is a visor FOR YOUR VAGINA. "It provides modesty and sanitary protection." Pretty sure keeping your vagina on lock-down instead of playing "look-at-me" is a better way to remain modest and sanitary. The best part is the brief history. " The idea of the Va J-J Visor originated a few years ago after a night of hanging out." Hmmm, you mean you were hanging out, talking about your vaginas and how to make them more modest? Umm, that's cool. Next: "We settled on the name after rejecting other possibilities like 'The Clam Shell', 'The Beaver Dam', 'The Bonnie Bonnet', 'The Hoo Ha Hoodie', and 'The Sister Hood' because we had long referred to this area of our anatomy as our va j-j."ALL of these names are WAY better than Va-Jay-Jay Visor. Looks like I have new vagina references...HOO HA...HOODIE.